So why aren't cars named after dogs?

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/05/2014 at 11:54 • Filed to: None

I mean, the list of cars named after cats is huge, and cats are dicks. Why not dogs? I would buy a Ford Terrier truck, or a Honda Golden. Dogs are loyal and smart and want to be your friend. Cats are lazy, indifferent assholes.

DISCUSSION (30)

T5Killer > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 11:57

Dogs can be dicks too. I hate my wifes dogs they destroy any attempt at planting anything in the yard. I never had that problem with cats same goes for burying there own waste dogs are lazy.

EL_ULY > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 11:57

SRT Chihuahua Hellcat... I like it :]

HammerheadFistpunch > EL_ULY
08/05/2014 at 11:59

Tell me you wouldn't drive a "great dane"

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:01

My cat is not a dick, one kind of is but the other isn't. My dad's three cats aren't dicks either just hyper 1 y/o cats. Your opinion is biased.

EL_ULY > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:01

Great Dane Hellcat yes. Anything Hellcat. Hellcat all things basically :]

Great Dane should be a type of S-class competitor

OPPOsaurus WRX > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:01

yea my boss's dog sucks. he brings it to work and lets it bark at everything that moves outside. It some times decides it doesn;t like clients and will lose its shit when they come thru the door. I can;t understand how its even acceptable. If I were a client and thats how I was welcomed, i'd turn around.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:03

Fact: Dogs are stupid

carcrasher88 > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:03

I don't know if it was actually named after the breed, but Volkswagen had the Pointer.

Also, if they added a 't' to the name, a second 'f', and dropped an 's', the IVECO Massif would've counted, but they didn't, so it doesn't...

McMike > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:04

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McMike > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:06

AC Greyhound

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carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
08/05/2014 at 12:06

Potential copyright issues, though. There's already a trailer manufacturer called Great Dane .

HammerheadFistpunch > McMike
08/05/2014 at 12:07

oooh, I like it.

EL_ULY > carcrasher88
08/05/2014 at 12:07

ohh yeeah your right I've seen that. Welp, back to Chihuahua Hellcat :]

McMike > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:08

Old Yeller

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505Turbeaux > McMike
08/05/2014 at 12:08

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my greyhound Floyd approves

HammerheadFistpunch > McMike
08/05/2014 at 12:09

we had a yamaha 3 wheeler called old yeller, and a big red too.

McMike > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:09

Ferrari Berlinetta Boxer

(this one is a stretch, I know)

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:14

If you have ever had any consumer products, ever, and you live in Norf America, you've probably had some of it brought to you in a Great Dane:

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And in Mexico, the Ford F-series is called the Lobo (Spanish for Wolf)

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*edit* Also a canid:

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HammerheadFistpunch > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/05/2014 at 12:16

Is Norf America near America? Thats where I live...in America.

RazoE > EL_ULY
08/05/2014 at 12:24

"The new Toyota El Chucho!" "This is the new Honda El Guao Guao"

yamahog > HammerheadFistpunch
08/05/2014 at 12:24

CrzRsn would definitely buy a Ford Terrier, but I'd go for a Ram Rottweiler or something.

And of all the things I thought I'd see on Oppo today... a cat/dog person debate was not one of them :) I, for one, like both. My cat was an asshole to everyone but me, which is the best, and my dog was adorable, but an idiot. Pretty much the dog from Hyperbole and a Half:

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